We're not going to tell you who to vote for on Nov. 8th. Just, please, vote for
Anyone But Ed Lee
Ed Lee tried to seductively eat a strawberryTweet— or tweet your own using the hashtag #EdLeeNot4Me —
Ed Lee brought a duck to a cock fightTweet— or tweet your own using the hashtag #EdLeeNot4Me —
Ed Lee can't find you in Dolores ParkTweet— or tweet your own using the hashtag #EdLeeNot4Me —
Ed Lee is the reason Uncle Joey has to live in the basementTweet— or tweet your own using the hashtag #EdLeeNot4Me —
Ed Lee doesn't wear the pants in Room 200Tweet— or tweet your own using the hashtag #EdLeeNot4Me —
Ed Lee kissed the dog and pet your babyTweet— or tweet your own using the hashtag #EdLeeNot4Me —
Ed Lee has your noseTweet— or tweet your own using the hashtag #EdLeeNot4Me —
Ed Lee uses Bing as a search engine and a verbTweet— or tweet your own using the hashtag #EdLeeNot4Me —
Ed Lee puked on Blue BottleTweet— or tweet your own using the hashtag #EdLeeNot4Me —
Ed Lee has a heteronormative view of childhood toysTweet— or tweet your own using the hashtag #EdLeeNot4Me —
Ed Lee prefers Eric Clapton's work in CreamTweet— or tweet your own using the hashtag #EdLeeNot4Me —
Ed Lee thinks Peet's makes the best cup of coffee in San FranciscoTweet— or tweet your own using the hashtag #EdLeeNot4Me —
Ed Lee tweets every time there's an earthquakeTweet— or tweet your own using the hashtag #EdLeeNot4Me —
Ed Lee thinks Muni is magicTweet— or tweet your own using the hashtag #EdLeeNot4Me —
Ed Lee thinks PG&E is a wonderful companyTweet— or tweet your own using the hashtag #EdLeeNot4Me —
Ed Lee bought the new Everclear albumTweet— or tweet your own using the hashtag #EdLeeNot4Me —
Ed Lee brings his laptop to Four BarrelTweet— or tweet your own using the hashtag #EdLeeNot4Me —
Ed Lee's top 8 MySpace friends are all Rose PakTweet— or tweet your own using the hashtag #EdLeeNot4Me —
Ed Lee pooped beneath Harvey Milk's shoesTweet— or tweet your own using the hashtag #EdLeeNot4Me —
Ed Lee's godfather isn't Scatman CrothersTweet— or tweet your own using the hashtag #EdLeeNot4Me —
Ed Lee displaced the Ohlone TribeTweet— or tweet your own using the hashtag #EdLeeNot4Me —
Ed Lee clips his toe nails on MuniTweet— or tweet your own using the hashtag #EdLeeNot4Me —
Ed Lee totally shot that hawk in the head with a nail gunTweet— or tweet your own using the hashtag #EdLeeNot4Me —
Ed Lee fucked up your Google ReaderTweet— or tweet your own using the hashtag #EdLeeNot4Me —
Ed Lee sold herbal remedies to Steve JobsTweet— or tweet your own using the hashtag #EdLeeNot4Me —
Ed Lee never links back to your FlickrTweet— or tweet your own using the hashtag #EdLeeNot4Me —
Ed Lee thinks you should be a lady in the streets and in the sheetsTweet— or tweet your own using the hashtag #EdLeeNot4Me —
Ed Lee pronounces Target "Tar-Zhay"Tweet— or tweet your own using the hashtag #EdLeeNot4Me —
Ed Lee painted over the Lazer Kitten muralTweet— or tweet your own using the hashtag #EdLeeNot4Me —
Ed Lee doesn't use an ass towelTweet— or tweet your own using the hashtag #EdLeeNot4Me —
Ed Lee is your beer pong partner and just knocked over your own cupsTweet— or tweet your own using the hashtag #EdLeeNot4Me —
Ed Lee double parked behind your carTweet— or tweet your own using the hashtag #EdLeeNot4Me —
Ed Lee prefers drinking in the MarinaTweet— or tweet your own using the hashtag #EdLeeNot4Me —
Ed Lee hogs all the outlets at your favorite coffee shopTweet— or tweet your own using the hashtag #EdLeeNot4Me —
Ed Lee is constantly pooping in Justin Herman PlazaTweet— or tweet your own using the hashtag #EdLeeNot4Me —
Ronald Reagan prophetized the rise of Ed LeeTweet— or tweet your own using the hashtag #EdLeeNot4Me —
Ed Lee sits and liesTweet— or tweet your own using the hashtag #EdLeeNot4Me —
Ed Lee unfriended you on FacebookTweet— or tweet your own using the hashtag #EdLeeNot4Me —
Ed Lee doesn't wash his hands after peeingTweet— or tweet your own using the hashtag #EdLeeNot4Me —
Ed Lee doesn't like Cold Beer Cold Water on FacebookTweet— or tweet your own using the hashtag #EdLeeNot4Me —
When it comes to anime, Ed Lee prefers dubs to subsTweet— or tweet your own using the hashtag #EdLeeNot4Me —
Ed Lee doesn't believe in life after loveTweet— or tweet your own using the hashtag #EdLeeNot4Me —
Ed Lee raised your Netflix ratesTweet— or tweet your own using the hashtag #EdLeeNot4Me —
Ed Lee has a Tweety Bird tramp stampTweet— or tweet your own using the hashtag #EdLeeNot4Me —
Ed Lee has a pet snake, but cannot find itTweet— or tweet your own using the hashtag #EdLeeNot4Me —
Ed Lee would rather see the movie in 3DTweet— or tweet your own using the hashtag #EdLeeNot4Me —
Ed Lee plays Deadmau5 over his iPhone speakers while riding BARTTweet— or tweet your own using the hashtag #EdLeeNot4Me —
Ed Lee was satisfied by the conclusion of LostTweet— or tweet your own using the hashtag #EdLeeNot4Me —
Ed Lee thinks Chipotle makes the best burrito in SFTweet— or tweet your own using the hashtag #EdLeeNot4Me —
Ed Lee went to the midnight showing of TwilightTweet— or tweet your own using the hashtag #EdLeeNot4Me —
Ed Lee had Amuse Bouche deportedTweet— or tweet your own using the hashtag #EdLeeNot4Me —
Ed Lee left his heart at Burning ManTweet— or tweet your own using the hashtag #EdLeeNot4Me —
Ed Lee just joined the drum circleTweet— or tweet your own using the hashtag #EdLeeNot4Me —
Ed Lee crashed into Buster PoseyTweet— or tweet your own using the hashtag #EdLeeNot4Me —
Ed Lee stole your new bicycleTweet— or tweet your own using the hashtag #EdLeeNot4Me —
Ed Lee is not an organ donor, but he gave an organ to a church onceTweet— or tweet your own using the hashtag #EdLeeNot4Me —
Mrs. Doubtfire was loosely based on Ed Lee and Rose PakTweet— or tweet your own using the hashtag #EdLeeNot4Me —
Ed Lee is scrambling your 3G signalTweet— or tweet your own using the hashtag #EdLeeNot4Me —
Ed Lee forced you to stay for Death Cab at Treasure IslandTweet— or tweet your own using the hashtag #EdLeeNot4Me —
Seriously, Ed Lee's No Good
Let's break it down:
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Ed Lee represents the latest layer of Russian nesting doll politics in San Francisco. Willie Brown was the first doll with eight years in City Hall. Gavin Newsom was the next doll as Brown's heir for (nearly) eight years. Now we are supposed to give Ed Lee—Newsom's hidden surprise—the next four to eight years to run San Francisco. Willie and Gavin ran on promises to fix Muni and end homelessness and make Market Street less of a shithole, yet those issues continue to fester and throb—after supposedly being addressed for 16 years. How many more of these dolls does San Francisco have to burn through before these issues are addressed? Isn't 16 years long enough?
2
Following the Loma Prieta earthquake, San Francisco's waterfront needed transformation. To his credit, Willie Brown helped bring public access back to the Embarcadero, demolishing the Embarcadero Freeway, which seperated San Francisco from the Bay. But his heirs, Newsom and Lee, have traded in the access we gained in exchange for The America's Cup, Larry Ellison's fancy yacht party for the wealthy. The Embarcadero transformation has been made into a grotesque version of A&E's "Flip This House"—San Francisco's waterfront has been "flipped" for wealthy playboys at the expense of a public that doesn't have the endless amount of pay-to-play dollars that Larry Ellison has. Ed Lee is proud of his support for taking the waterfront away from the San Francisco public.
3
In violation of campaign laws designed to encourage ethical behavior in San Francisco politics, Ed Lee failed to disclose sixty seven contracts he made with private companies to do business with the city. These filings are required to prevent the city from extending contracts to businesses in exchange for campaign contributions. Mayor Lee supposedly decided at the last minute to run for Mayor yet had been signing contracts with companies for months...and not reporting them...to feather his nest. He had to make up for lost time and make some friends with cash quick if he was going to run for Mayor. How do YOU define the word CORRUPT?
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Ed Lee's celebrity endorsements sure are flashy! Celebrities and pro athletes like MC Hammer, will.i.am and Brian Wilson, as well as tech industry insiders Sean Parker, Biz Stone and Marissa Mayer. They are all wealthy and influential and popular and none of them are registered voters in San Francisco. These monkeys all got together to push their candidate—Ed Lee—on San Francisco voters. Why do they care who is mayor of this city when they don't even live here? Why would any San Franciscan be wooed into choosing a mayor by people whose interests in the outcome are selfish and self-serving? Sean Parker never even met Ed Lee nor spoke with anyone from his campaign before contributing $100,000 towards his election—billionaire Ron Conway just told him Ed Lee was 'a good investment.'
Alright, Now What?
We have to beat Ed Lee on his own medium. Using millions in donations from out-of-town millionaires and billionaires, he has gamed social media to spread the deceptive message that he represents San Francisco's best interests.
Let's get the message out there that Ed Lee the next chapter in a 16-year-old political machine that has not gotten it done for SF. Join us in making #EdLeeNot4Me a trending topic right before Tuesday's election.
Tell your friends and followers on Twitter, Facebook, and Tumblr why you are not voting for Lee. If you cannot think of what to say, copy and paste what we said—we won't mind.
If you've already decided who you're voting for, volunteer on election day for the campaign. And most importantly, VOTE!